Definitions
1.NounA type of flattish bun, usually cut in two horizontally, toasted and spread with butter, etc., before being eaten.
2.NounA cupcake-shaped baked good (for example of cornbread, banana bread, or a chocolate dough), sometimes glazed but typically without frosting, eaten especially for breakfast (in contrast to a cupcake, which is a dessert).
3.NounTerm of endearment."I love you, muffin!"
4.NounThe vulva or vagina; pubic hair around it.
5.NounA less talented player; one who muffs, or drops the ball.
6.NounA charming, attractive young man. (Can we add an example for this sense?)
7.NounA small plate, smaller than a twiffler.
8.NounA roll, bap or cob, which may or may not be flat or toasted.
9.NounA very weak shot in ice hockey where the puck does not travel fast.
10.NounA young woman who would regularly accompany a particular man during a social season. .mw-parser-output .defdate{font-size:smaller}
11.NounA mechanism used in the Java Network Launching Protocol analogous to the cookie mechanism and which permits a program running in a browser to perform operations on a client machine.
12.VerbTo eat muffins.
13.VerbTo feed muffins to.
14.VerbTo become like a muffin; to increase in size.
15.VerbTo make like a muffin.
16.VerbAlternative letter-case form of MUFFIN.