Definitions
1.NounFeces produced by a bull.
2.NounAny assertions or information that are either false or misleading."Don't pay any attention to him. He talks a lot of bullshit.; He wrote loads of bullshit in the science exam.; That's total bullshit! I called your office and they said that you didn't come in!; Fucking load of bullshit! You smashed his skull and dropped the F-bomb at him, and now you're claiming that he assaulted you?!"
3.NounStatements that are false or exaggerated to impress or cheat the listener."Don't pay any attention to him. He talks a lot of bullshit.; He wrote loads of bullshit in the science exam."
4.NounStatements that are transparently or offensively false."That's total bullshit! I called your office and they said that you didn't come in!; Fucking load of bullshit! You smashed his skull and dropped the F-bomb at him, and now you're claiming that he assaulted you?!"
5.NounStatements that are intentionally misleading, whether true or not.
6.NounStatements made without regard for their truth value. .mw-parser-output .defdate{font-size:smaller}
7.NounSynonym of shit (any stuff, especially when viewed negatively or with collegial vulgarity)."These rules cover how to do your laundry, how to fold your shirts, how to shine your shoes... You know, all that bullshit."
8.NounA card game in which players try to discard their hands first, following rules that encourage bluffing, calling others' bluffs, and penalizing others by tricking them into inaccurate accusations."Anyone want to play a few hands of bullshit?"
9.AdjectiveAbsurd, irrational, or nonsensical (most often said of speech, information, or content)."a bullshit job; That’s the most bullshit excuse I’ve ever heard."
10.VerbTo tell lies, exaggerate; to mislead; to deceive."I think you’re bullshitting. Let’s just call your office and see if you even came in.; You’re bullshitting me. I called your office and you never even came in."
11.VerbTo have casual conversation with no real point; to shoot the breeze."I will probably just go and bullshit with Joe for a while."
12.VerbTo come up with on the spot; to improvise."We just went on stage and bullshitted the whole concert because we didn’t know any songs."
13.InterjectionAn expression of disbelief at what one has just heard.