Definitions
1.nounAn act of masturbation."He’s having a wank!"
2.nounAn undesirable person"You utter wank!"
3.nounNonsense, rubbish."Did you see that thing on Channel 4? Yeah, it was a wank."
4.nounRidiculous, circular or inappropriately elaborate argument about something, especially if obnoxious, pretentious or unsubstantial.
5.verbTo masturbate."I was so embarrassed when my mother caught me wanking."
6.verbTo masturbate; to give a hand job to."She wanked me in the morning."
7.verbTo argue in an inappropriate manner or about pretentious or insubstantial matters; to engage in wank.